Well, at least there is a chance it could turn out very well. But on the whole a poor attempt at a good gift.

Just don't do it. They won't be "lovin it."

You can get away with this so long as you choose a good bunch, and remove any price stickers that may say "Shell" or "BP" on it. But in principal, this probably means you totally forgot about Valentines and picked them up on the way back from work. Nice.

This is way to personal and intimate for my liking! Give it a miss.

This is saying to your loved one.... "Your are a bit on the chubby side, so get yourself down the gym and work off those love handles."

Seriously, this requires absolutely no effort and is really really tacky!

These are so lame, it seems like everyone buys them. They require no imagination, and demonstrate that you did not put any thought into purchasing something that would have been special and unique for your loved one. Get a Steiff Bear instead.