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Check out the funniest and cheesiest pick up lines on the internet. Vote up your favourite, add some more of your own, and update your friends on twitter. Some of these are hilarious!

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1) I'll buy you dinner if you make me breakfast.

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2) Can i have a picture of you?

Id like to show Santa what id like for Christmas.

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3) Do you know how much a polar bear weights?

No, nor do i, but it broke the ice.

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4) See that guy waving to us over there? [Your wing guy]

... He wants to know if you think I'm cute. [Works all the time!]

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5) If i were to flip a coin-

what are the chances of me getting head?

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6) Excuse me do you have a phone I can borrow?

I told my mum I would call her when I met the woman of my dreams.

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7) Darling if I had you, I wouldn’t have to dream anymore.

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8) I can't wait till tomorrow-

Because i bet you become even more beautiful with every passing day.

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9) Theres only one thing your eyes haven’t told me...

Your name!

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10) If you've been bad goto your room-

If you want to be naughty come to mine!

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11) I need your help to make the perfect golf club

I have the shaft i just need you to give it head

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12) You name must eve

because my names Adam, and were definatly made for each other

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13) I've been told theres a bloke having an affair

By the way im married

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14) Hey hamster cheeks, want a ride on my wheel?

SMOOOTH

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15) That's a nice dress.

Any chance i could talk you out of it?

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16) Your legs remind me of flu, i hope they spread as easily

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17) Your legs are like softened butter.

Smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

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18) Excuse me do you have the time?

Because i have the energy!

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19) Screw me if im wrong...

but i think you want to sleep with me.

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20) Does your father mix cement?

Because your making me hard!

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21) Dont tell anyone else- im naked under these clothes!

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22) You know love is a little like photography-

Best developed in the dark.

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23) You want to see some magic?

Lets go back to your place tonight and in the mroning i'll disapear forever.

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24) I know how to please a woman.

Then please leave me alone.

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25) You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me crazy.

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26) Dont you think it was fate that brought us together?

No, just bad luck!

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27) I know i'm not al library book...

So why do you keep checking me out?

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28) Whats a nice girl like you doing in a body like that?

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29) Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because i think i twitsted my ankle when i fell for you!

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30) Excuse me but your flies are undone-

Well not now but maybe later!

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31) Do you want to come back to my place for sex and coffee?

NO you dont want the coffee?

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32) Your eyes are blue, just like the ocean...

And baby, im drowning!

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33) Hi- what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?

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34) I had a dream about you last night...

Lets got back to my place and make it a relaity.

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35) What is your parents number?

I need to call them and thank them for having you.

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36) Did you get your knickers from outer space?

Because your bum is simply out of this world.

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37) You look like someone with taste-

Would you like to taste me?

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38) You look like your pretty experienced.

You want to teach me a thing or two?

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39) When i look at you i know i've caught the love bug.

That doesnt look like the only disease you've got.

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40) Do you want a snog?

I need to know that you taste as good as you look.

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41) Have you heard that things get stiff when they're dead?

Well put your hands down my trousers and you'll see i'm dying!

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42) I've been noticing you not noticing me!

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43) How do you feel about going halves on a bastard?

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44) You must be going to Hell,

Because its surely a sin to look so good!

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45) The best part of me is covered up.

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46) Have you got a calculator?

I need to work out how much i fancy you.

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47) Have you always been this gorgeous-

Or is it something you work at?

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48) I have always been fascinated by beautiful women-

Do you mind if I study you closely?

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49) Just call me Vitamin C- i'll do your body good.

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50) I would go to the end of the world for you.

Yeah, but owuld you stay there?

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51) I know we’ve only just met....

But I have just come back from the future where were having a passionate love affair and it started tonight.

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52) What would you say is the best thing...

About being so gorgeous?

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53) Dont you think we just click?

54) Quick call the cops, someone just stole my heart!

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55) You look like a dream.

Go back to sleep!

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56) May i have the last dance?

You've just had it.

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57) You seem familiar have we met in a previous life?

Yes and i didnt want anything to do with you then either.

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58) I bet you a hundred pounds that you wont kiss me!

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59) Are you hurt? Because it is a long fall from heaven.

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60) So, would you like to come back to my place?

Well i dont know, will two people fit under a rock?

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61) Your place or mine?

Both i can go to my place and you can goto yours.

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62) You know, the more i drink the more attractive you get.

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63) I can tell you want me?

Yes i want you to leave!

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64) What sign are you?

No entry!

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65) Lets play pool, we can use my cue and balls...

and your holes.

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66) Those are nice jeans. Do you think i could get into them

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67) Congratulations your the next contestant...

In the game of love, and im your host!

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68) Wow, you look like a million dollars-

All green and wrinkled.

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69) Are you going to give me your phone number?

Or am i going to have to follow you home?

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70) Quick call an ambulance-

The sight of you has stopped my heart!

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71) Quick, someone call heaven- there is an angel missing.

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72) Did your face get all bashed up...

When you fell from Heaven?

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73) It's great you have big feet- i like stability.

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74) Fancy a shag?

No thanks i've already got an arsehole in my knickers!

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75) Here's my phone-

Call your flatmate and tell them you wont be home tonight.

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76) If i pet you, would you follow me home?

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77) Are you religious? Because im the answer to your prayers

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78) Somebody call the police!

It must be against the law to look as good as you.

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79) Hi, im and organ donor...

I have an organ i think you might need!

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80) Was your mother a baker?

Because you have a lovely set of buns.

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81) Was your father a farmer?

Because you have a lovely pair of melons.

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82) Put your crash helmet on love-

You'l be going through the headboard later!

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83) Do you have a doggie bag?

I want to take you home with me.

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84) I see my reflection in your eye and you can keep my soul

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85) I'm on a sponsored snogathon for charity-

Would you like to boost my total?

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86) The next item up for auction is my trousers.

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87) I'd like to shag you senseless...

But it looks like someone got there first!

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88) So do you need a hot-male account?

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89) You've got the face of an angel.

Yeah? Well you've got the face of a saint, A Saint Bernard!

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90) I've just been dumped...

and i'm sure you can make me feel better!

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91) Did anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

Im sorry i thought you already knew!

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92) Were you in Girl Guides?

Because you've tied my heart in knots.

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93) I can read palms-

and yours says you have just met the partner of your dreams!

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94) Can i come back to your place?

Yes if i can go back to yours.

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95) You look like my ex, only uglier!

96) I want to know all about you.

Starting with why do you have that stupid look on your face?

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97) I'm curious to know if your as good in bed-

As the other guys say you are?

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98) Are you free some time next week? Or do you charge?

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99) You may well be the best looking girl here-

But beauty is only a light switch flick away.

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100) Dont worry i go more for personality than looks.

101) Baby if you were a laser gun- you'd be set on stun!

102) Er... im very rich!

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103) I just had to find out...

What kind of person would go out dressed like that!

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104) That dress looks great on you-

infant so would I.

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105) So darling, do you know why they call me tripod?

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106) How did you get to be so beautiful?

God clearly gave me your share of the attractiveness genes.

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107) Who chose your outfit? Stevie wonder?

108) You're so sweet-

I'm worried that just by kissing you my teeth will fall out.

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