Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who. |
2) Will you remember me tommorow?Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Forgotten me already? |
Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Im fine, how are you? |
Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house! |
Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too. |
Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and i'll tell you. |
Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel! |
Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime isnt it? |
Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back or i'll shoot! |
Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad i didnt say banana? |
Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke. |
Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry i didn't know you had a cold. |
Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in. |
Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party. |
Who's there? Wierdo. Wierdo who? Wierdo you think you're going? |
Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home? |
Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! |
Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, thats who! |
Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica mistake? |
Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys! |
Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you. |
Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alec my lollipop. |
Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken i come in or do i have to climb through the window? |
Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas! |
Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! |
Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? heaven seen you for ages. |
Who's there? Eva. Eva who? Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isnt working! |
Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see. |
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy. |
Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside. |
Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu late to ask questions. |
Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down and have a cup of coffee. |
Who's there? Colin. Colin who? Colin the doctor, i'm sick! |
Who's there? Fozzie. Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, let me in! |
Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to go home? |
Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know me by now! |
Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! |
Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson television? |
Who's there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior been all my life? |
Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. |
Who's there? Pajamas. Pajamas who? Pajamas around and hug me! |
Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. |
Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris slammed on my finger! |
Who's there? Francis. Francis who? Francis on the other side of the sea! |
Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cos go moo not who! |
Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison to my radio. |
Who's there? Isabelle. Isabele who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle? |
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cookies? |
Who's there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid ive forgotten. |
Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were nuts! |
Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i'll tell you. |
Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere. |
Who's there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia but ive lost my key. |
Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Saturday arent you? |
Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing right now! |
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out. |
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut thing till you hear from me. |
Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door. |
Who's there? You. You who? Did you call? |
Who's there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces. |
Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna your bango and you can be in our band. |
Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so nosy? |
Who's there? Wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow who? Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday! |
Who's there? Dimitri. Dimitri who? Dimitri is where lamb chops grow. |
Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow user, i've forgotten my keys! |
Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play poker. |
Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis is on the news! |
Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer! |
Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid! |
Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream, i'll lick his! |
Who's there? Fletcher. Fletcher who? Fletcher self go! |
Who's there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up neatly. It is a present. |
Who's there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia been away, i've missed you. |
Who's there? Viola. Viola who? Viola sudden you don't know me. |
Who's there? Irma. Irma who? Irma big girl now. |
Who's there? William. William who? Williamind your own business. |
Who's there? Adair. Adair who? Adair once but now i'm bald! |
Who's there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law. |
Who's there? Dummy. Dummy who? Dummy a favour and get lost! |
Who's there? Sacha. Sacha who? Sacha fuss, just because i knocked on your door. |
Who's there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you! |
Who's there? Major. Major who? Major answer didnt i? |
Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be outside for a change. |
Who's there? Senior. Senior who? Senior so nosy, im not going to tell you. |
Who's there? Wilma. Wilma who? Wilma lunch be ready soon? |
Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me! |
Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor a good mind not to tell you! |
Who's there? Egbert. Egbert who? Egbert no bacon. |
Who's there? Anna, Anna who? Anna-ther mosquito! |
Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred the needle in you sew. |
Who's there? Booo! Booo who? Don't cry, its only a joke! |
Who's there? Jaws. Jaws who? Jaws truly. |
Who's there? Miniature. Miniature who? Miniature open the door and il tell you! |
Who's there? Congo. Congo who? Congo on meeting like this. |
Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese for me please. |
Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house? |
Who's there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn leave me out here in the cold. |
Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano and it'll sound better. |
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane. |
Who's there? Rover Seton. Rover Seton who? Rover Seton all my dinner and i'm starving! |
Who's there? Isaac. Isaac who? Isaac coming in! |
Who's there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, whats he hurry? |
Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne to be alone! |
Who's there? Mr. Mr who? Missed her at the bus stop. |
Who's there? Beezer. Bezzer who? Bezzer black and yellow. |
Who's there? Micky. Micky who? Micky is lost so thats why im knocking, |
Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you. |
Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma bit cold out here? can you let me in? |
Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for just one of your smiles. |
Who's there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door. |
Who's there? Theadore. Theadore who? Theadore is shut, please open it! |
Who's there? Alli. Alli who? Alligator, thats who! |
Who's there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator toadstool but thought it was a mushroom. |
Who's there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.
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Who's there? Nuisance, Nuisance who? Whats Nuisance yesterday? |
Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the head its cold in here. |
Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Terese green. |
Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again. |
Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah dont know who you are either. |
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you. |
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe was no good. |