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Check out the funniest and most original knock knock jokes on the internet. Vote up your favourite jokes, add some more of your own, and update your friends on twitter. Some of these are hilarious!

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1) Knock knock...

Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.

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2) Will you remember me tommorow?

Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Forgotten me already?

calendar knock knock jokes
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3) Knock knock...

Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Im fine, how are you?

howie knock knock jokes
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4) Knock knock...

Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house!

robin knock knock joke
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5) Knock knock...

Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

miss you knock knock joke
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6) Knock knock...

Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and i'll tell you.

lean knock knock jokes
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7) Knock knock...

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel!

yodel knock knock jokes
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8) Knock knock...

Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime isnt it?

bedtime knock knock jokes
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9) Knock knock...

Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back or i'll shoot!

shoot knock knock jokes
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10) Knock knock...

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry i didn't know you had a cold.

sneeze knock knock jokes
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11) Knock knock...

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.

dishes knock knock jokes
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12) Knock knock...

Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in.

come in knock knock jokes
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13) Knock knock...

Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad i didnt say banana?

banana knock knock joke
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14) Knock knock...

Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party.

party knock knock jokes
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15) Knock knock...

Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?

home knock knock jokes
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16) Knock knock...

Who's there? Wierdo. Wierdo who? Wierdo you think you're going?

wierdo knock knock jokes
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17) Knock knock...

Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

leaf knock knock joke
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18) Knock knock...

Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, thats who!

says knock knock joke
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19) Knock knock...

Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica mistake?

jamaica knock knock jokes
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20) Knock knock...

Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!

jester knock knock joke
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21) Knock knock...

Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

lettuce knock knock jokes
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22) Knock knock...

Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas!

doughnut knock knock jokes
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23) Knock knock...

Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alec my lollipop.

lolly knock knock jokes
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24) Knock knock...

Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? heaven seen you for ages.

heaven knock knock joke
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25) Knock knock...

Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

business knock knock jokes
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26) Knock knock...

Who's there? Eva. Eva who? Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isnt working!

door bell knock knock jokes
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27) Knock knock...

Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu late to ask questions.

question knock knock joke
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28) Knock knock...

Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.

keyhole knock knock joke
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29) Knock knock...

Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken i come in or do i have to climb through the window?

window knock knock jokes
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30) Knock knock...

Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside.

cold knock knock jokes
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31) Knock knock...

Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to go home?

witches knock knock joke
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32) Knock knock...

Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson television?

television knock knock jokes
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33) Knock knock...

Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy.

cowboy knock knock jokes
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34) Knock knock...

Who's there? Colin. Colin who? Colin the doctor, i'm sick!

doctor knock knock joke
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35) Knock knock...

Who's there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior been all my life?

warrior knock knock jokes
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36) Knock knock...

Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!

question knock knock joke
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37) Knock knock...

Who's there? Pajamas. Pajamas who? Pajamas around and hug me!

hug knock knock joke

38) Knock knock...

Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing right now!

stop watch knock knock jokes
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39) Knock knock...

Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris slammed on my finger!

door slammed knock knock jokes
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40) Knock knock...

Who's there? You. You who? Did you call?

call knock knock joke
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41) Knock knock...

Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.

wendy knock knock joke
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42) Knock knock...

Who's there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia but ive lost my key.

olivia knock knock jokes
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43) Knock knock...

Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down and have a cup of coffee.

coffee knock knock jokes
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44) Knock knock...

Who's there? Isabelle. Isabele who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

bike knock knock jokes
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45) Knock knock...

Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

ten knock knock joke
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46) Knock knock...

Who's there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid ive forgotten.

forgot knock knock jokes
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47) Knock knock...

Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cos go moo not who!

cows knock knock joke
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48) Knock knock...

Who's there? Fozzie. Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!

100 knock knock jokes
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49) Knock knock...

Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were nuts!

nuts knock knock jokes
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50) Knock knock...

Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!

little kid knock knock jokes
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51) Knock knock...

Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cookies?

cookies knock knock jokes
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52) Knock knock...

Who's there? Senior. Senior who? Senior so nosy, im not going to tell you.

nosey knock knock joke
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53) Knock knock...

Who's there? Dimitri. Dimitri who? Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.

lamb knock knock jokes
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54) Knock knock...

Who's there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia been away, i've missed you.

miss you knock knock joke
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55) Knock knock...

Who's there? Viola. Viola who? Viola sudden you don't know me.

friend knock knock jokes
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56) Knock knock...

Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i'll tell you.

spaghetti knock knock jokes
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57) Knock knock...

Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere.

lionel knock knock jokes
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58) Knock knock...

Who's there? Francis. Francis who? Francis on the other side of the sea!

sea knock knock jokes
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59) Knock knock...

Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.

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60) Knock knock...

Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Saturday arent you?

saturday knock knock jokes
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61) Knock knock...

Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so nosy?

moose knock knock jokes
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62) Knock knock...

Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.

iguana knock knock jokes
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63) Knock knock...

Who's there? Wilma. Wilma who? Wilma lunch be ready soon?

lunch knock knock joke
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64) Knock knock...

Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison to my radio.

radio knock knock jokes
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65) Knock knock...

Who's there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you!

scott knock knock joke
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66) Knock knock...

Who's there? William. William who? Williamind your own business.

business knock knock joke
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67) Knock knock...

Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream, i'll lick his!

ice cream knock knock joke

68) Knock knock...

Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

aladin knock knock jokes
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69) Knock knock...

Who's there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law.

law knock knock joke
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70) Knock knock...

Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me!

mosquito knock knock joke

71) Knock knock...

Who's there? Anna, Anna who? Anna-ther mosquito!

mosquito knock knock joke
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72) Knock knock...

Who's there? Fletcher. Fletcher who? Fletcher self go!

party knock knock jokes
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73) Knock knock...

Who's there? Dummy. Dummy who? Dummy a favour and get lost!

lost knock knock jokes
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74) Knock knock...

Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know me by now!

shirley knock knock jokes
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75) Knock knock...

Who's there? Major. Major who? Major answer didnt i?

answer knock knock jokes
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76) Knock knock...

Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be outside for a change.

outside knock knock joke
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77) Knock knock...

Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred the needle in you sew.

sew knock knock jokes
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78) Knock knock...

Who's there? Egbert. Egbert who? Egbert no bacon.

egbert knock knock jokes
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79) Knock knock...

Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor a good mind not to tell you!

ivor knock knock joke
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80) Knock knock...

Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna your bango and you can be in our band.

band knock knock joke
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81) Knock knock...

Who's there? Wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow who? Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!

borrow knock knock jokes
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82) Knock knock...

Who's there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces.

shoe laces knock knock jokes
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83) Knock knock...

Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut thing till you hear from me.

doughnut knock knock joke

84) Knock knock...

Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door.

police knock knock joke
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85) Knock knock...

Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow user, i've forgotten my keys!

snow knock knock jokes
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86) Knock knock...

Who's there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up neatly. It is a present.

rabbit knock knock jokes
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87) Knock knock...

Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis is on the news!

news knock knock jokes
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88) Knock knock...

Who's there? Irma. Irma who? Irma big girl now.

big girl knock knock joke
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89) Knock knock...

Who's there? Adair. Adair who? Adair once but now i'm bald!

bald knock knock joke
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90) Knock knock...

Who's there? Sacha. Sacha who? Sacha fuss, just because i knocked on your door.

sacha knock knock jokes
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91) Knock knock...

Who's there? Mr. Mr who? Missed her at the bus stop.

bus knock knock joke
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92) Knock knock...

Who's there? Booo! Booo who? Don't cry, its only a joke!

cry knock knock jokes
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93) Knock knock...

Who's there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, whats he hurry?

oslo knock knock joke
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94) Knock knock...

Who's there? Rover Seton. Rover Seton who? Rover Seton all my dinner and i'm starving!

food knock knock jokes
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95) Knock knock...

Who's there? Isaac. Isaac who? Isaac coming in!

isaac knock knock jokes
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96) Knock knock...

Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese for me please.

gorilla knock knock jokes
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97) Knock knock...

Who's there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door.

open door knock knock joke
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98) Knock knock...

Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.

cereal knock knock joke

99) Knock knock...

Who's there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn leave me out here in the cold.

cold knock knock jokes
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100) Knock knock...

Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano and it'll sound better.

piano knock knock jokes
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101) Knock knock...

Who's there? Levin. Levin who? Levin on a jet plane.

jet plane knock knock joke

102) Knock knock...

Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?

doctor knock knock joke
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103) Knock knock...

Who's there? Miniature. Miniature who? Miniature open the door and il tell you!

open door knock knock joke

104) Knock knock...

Who's there? Congo. Congo who? Congo on meeting like this.

congo knock knock joke
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105) Knock knock...

Who's there? Jaws. Jaws who? Jaws truly.

jaws knock knock joke
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106) Knock knock...

Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for just one of your smiles.

aardvark knock knock joke
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107) Knock knock...

Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma bit cold out here? can you let me in?

cold knock knock jokes
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108) Knock knock...

Who's there? Micky. Micky who? Micky is lost so thats why im knocking,

lost knock knock jokes
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109) Knock knock...

Who's there? Theadore. Theadore who? Theadore is shut, please open it!

shut door knock knock jokes
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110) Knock knock...

Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne to be alone!

alone knock knock jokes
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111) Knock knock...

Who's there? Beezer. Bezzer who? Bezzer black and yellow.

bezzer knock knock jokes
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112) Knock knock...

Who's there? Alli. Alli who? Alligator, thats who!

alligator knock knock joke
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113) Knock knock...

Who's there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator toadstool but thought it was a mushroom.

alligator knock knock joke
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114) Knock knock...

Who's there? Conan. Conan who? Conan the cob.

conan knock knock joke

115) Knock knock...

Who's there? Nuisance, Nuisance who? Whats Nuisance yesterday?

nuicanse knock knock jokes
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116) Knock knock...

Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the head its cold in here.

turnip knock knock joke

117) Knock knock...

Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Terese green.

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118) Knock knock...

Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah dont know who you are either.

noah knock knock jokes
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119) Knock knock...

Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor good mind not to tell you.

mouth zipped knock knock joke

120) Knock knock...

Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again.

bit knock knock jokes
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121) Knock knock...

Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe was no good.

europe knock knock joke
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