Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.

Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Forgotten me already?

Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Im fine, how are you?

Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house!

Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and i'll tell you.

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel!

Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime isnt it?

Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back or i'll shoot!

Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad i didnt say banana?

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry i didn't know you had a cold.

Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in.

Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party.

Who's there? Wierdo. Wierdo who? Wierdo you think you're going?

Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?

Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, thats who!

Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica mistake?

Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!

Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alec my lollipop.

Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken i come in or do i have to climb through the window?

Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas!

Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? heaven seen you for ages.

Who's there? Eva. Eva who? Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isnt working!

Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.

Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy.

Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside.

Who's there? Stu. Stu who? Stu late to ask questions.

Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down and have a cup of coffee.

Who's there? Colin. Colin who? Colin the doctor, i'm sick!

Who's there? Fozzie. Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!

Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to go home?

Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know me by now!

Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson television?

Who's there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior been all my life?

Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

Who's there? Pajamas. Pajamas who? Pajamas around and hug me!

Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.

Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris slammed on my finger!

Who's there? Francis. Francis who? Francis on the other side of the sea!

Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cos go moo not who!

Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison to my radio.

Who's there? Isabelle. Isabele who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cookies?

Who's there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid ive forgotten.

Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were nuts!

Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i'll tell you.

Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere.

Who's there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia but ive lost my key.

Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Saturday arent you?

Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing right now!

Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.

Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut thing till you hear from me.

Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door.

Who's there? You. You who? Did you call?

Who's there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces.

Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna your bango and you can be in our band.

Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so nosy?

Who's there? Wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow who? Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!

Who's there? Dimitri. Dimitri who? Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.

Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow user, i've forgotten my keys!

Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.

Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis is on the news!

Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!

Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!

Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream, i'll lick his!

Who's there? Fletcher. Fletcher who? Fletcher self go!

Who's there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up neatly. It is a present.

Who's there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia been away, i've missed you.

Who's there? Viola. Viola who? Viola sudden you don't know me.

Who's there? Irma. Irma who? Irma big girl now.

Who's there? William. William who? Williamind your own business.

Who's there? Adair. Adair who? Adair once but now i'm bald!

Who's there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law.

Who's there? Dummy. Dummy who? Dummy a favour and get lost!

Who's there? Sacha. Sacha who? Sacha fuss, just because i knocked on your door.

Who's there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you!

Who's there? Major. Major who? Major answer didnt i?

Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be outside for a change.

Who's there? Senior. Senior who? Senior so nosy, im not going to tell you.

Who's there? Wilma. Wilma who? Wilma lunch be ready soon?

Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me!

Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor a good mind not to tell you!

Who's there? Egbert. Egbert who? Egbert no bacon.

Who's there? Anna, Anna who? Anna-ther mosquito!

Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred the needle in you sew.

Who's there? Booo! Booo who? Don't cry, its only a joke!

Who's there? Jaws. Jaws who? Jaws truly.

Who's there? Miniature. Miniature who? Miniature open the door and il tell you!

Who's there? Congo. Congo who? Congo on meeting like this.

Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese for me please.

Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?

Who's there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn leave me out here in the cold.

Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano and it'll sound better.

Who's there? Levin. Levin who? Levin on a jet plane.

Who's there? Rover Seton. Rover Seton who? Rover Seton all my dinner and i'm starving!

Who's there? Isaac. Isaac who? Isaac coming in!

Who's there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, whats he hurry?

Who's there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne to be alone!

Who's there? Mr. Mr who? Missed her at the bus stop.

Who's there? Beezer. Bezzer who? Bezzer black and yellow.

Who's there? Micky. Micky who? Micky is lost so thats why im knocking,

Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma bit cold out here? can you let me in?

Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for just one of your smiles.

Who's there? Midas. Midas who? Midas well open the door.

Who's there? Theadore. Theadore who? Theadore is shut, please open it!

Who's there? Alli. Alli who? Alligator, thats who!

Who's there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator toadstool but thought it was a mushroom.

Who's there? Conan. Conan who? Conan the cob.

Who's there? Nuisance, Nuisance who? Whats Nuisance yesterday?

Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the head its cold in here.

Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Terese green.

Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again.

Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah dont know who you are either.

Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe was no good.