1) I'll buy you dinner if you make me breakfast. |
2) Can i have a picture of you? Id like to show Santa what id like for Christmas. |
3) Do you know how much a polar bear weights?No, nor do i, but it broke the ice. |
4) See that guy waving to us over there? [Your wing guy]... He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
[Works all the time!] |
5) If i were to flip a coin-what are the chances of me getting head? |
6) Excuse me do you have a phone I can borrow? I told my mum I would call her when I met the woman of my dreams. |
7) Darling if I had you, I wouldn’t have to dream anymore. |
8) I can't wait till tomorrow-Because i bet you become even more beautiful with every passing day. |
9) Theres only one thing your eyes haven’t told me... |
10) If you've been bad goto your room-If you want to be naughty come to mine! |
11) I need your help to make the perfect golf clubI have the shaft i just need you to give it head |
because my names Adam, and were definatly made for each other |
13) I've been told theres a bloke having an affair |
14) Hey hamster cheeks, want a ride on my wheel? |
Any chance i could talk you out of it? |
16) Your legs remind me of flu, i hope they spread as easily |
17) Your legs are like softened butter. Smooth, creamy and easy to spread. |
18) Excuse me do you have the time?Because i have the energy! |
19) Screw me if im wrong...but i think you want to sleep with me. |
20) You know love is a little like photography-Best developed in the dark. |
21) Dont tell anyone else- im naked under these clothes! |
22) Does your father mix cement? Because your making me hard! |
23) You want to see some magic?Lets go back to your place tonight and in the mroning i'll disapear forever. |
24) Dont you think it was fate that brought us together? |
25) I know how to please a woman.Then please leave me alone. |
26) You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me crazy. |
27) I know i'm not al library book...So why do you keep checking me out? |
28) Your eyes are blue, just like the ocean... |
29) Hi- what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning? |
30) I had a dream about you last night...Lets got back to my place and make it a relaity. |
31) Excuse me but your flies are undone-Well not now but maybe later! |
32) Do you want to come back to my place for sex and coffee?NO you dont want the coffee? |
33) Is there a Doctor in the house?Because i think i twitsted my ankle when i fell for you! |
34) Whats a nice girl like you doing in a body like that? |
35) Did you get your knickers from outer space? Because your bum is simply out of this world. |
36) The best part of me is covered up. |
37) You look like someone with taste- Would you like to taste me? |
38) How do you feel about going halves on a bastard? |
39) What is your parents number?I need to call them and thank them for having you. |
40) When i look at you i know i've caught the love bug. That doesnt look like the only disease you've got. |
41) You look like your pretty experienced.You want to teach me a thing or two? |
42) You seem familiar have we met in a previous life?Yes and i didnt want anything to do with you then either. |
43) So, would you like to come back to my place?Well i dont know, will two people fit under a rock? |
44) May i have the last dance? |
45) You look like a dream. |
46) I've been noticing you not noticing me! |
47) Have you heard that things get stiff when they're dead?Well put your hands down my trousers and you'll see i'm dying! |
48) I would go to the end of the world for you.Yeah, but owuld you stay there? |
Both i can go to my place and you can goto yours. |
50) You must be going to Hell,Because its surely a sin to look so good! |
51) Wow, you look like a million dollars- |
No thanks i've already got an arsehole in my knickers! |
53) Did your face get all bashed up...When you fell from Heaven? |
54) I have always been fascinated by beautiful women-Do you mind if I study you closely? |
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I need to know that you taste as good as you look. |
57) I can tell you want me? |
58) Can i come back to your place?Yes if i can go back to yours. |
59) I bet you a hundred pounds that you wont kiss me! |
60) Are you hurt? Because it is a long fall from heaven. |
61) What would you say is the best thing... |
62) Dont you think we just click? |
63) Quick call the cops, someone just stole my heart! |
64) Just call me Vitamin C- i'll do your body good. |
65) Are you going to give me your phone number?Or am i going to have to follow you home? |
66) Quick, someone call heaven- there is an angel missing. |
67) It's great you have big feet- i like stability. |
68) Congratulations your the next contestant...In the game of love, and im your host! |
69) I know we’ve only just met....But I have just come back from the future where were having a passionate love affair and it started tonight. |
70) Hi, im and organ donor...I have an organ i think you might need! |
71) Was your mother a baker? Because you have a lovely set of buns. |
72) Was your father a farmer? Because you have a lovely pair of melons. |
73) Somebody call the police! It must be against the law to look as good as you. |
74) Have you got a calculator?I need to work out how much i fancy you. |
75) Have you always been this gorgeous-Or is it something you work at? |
76) If i pet you, would you follow me home? |
77) Are you religious? Because im the answer to your prayers |
78) Are you free some time next week? Or do you charge? |
79) Lets play pool, we can use my cue and balls... |
80) Those are nice jeans. Do you think i could get into them |
Call your flatmate and tell them you wont be home tonight. |
82) I want to know all about you.Starting with why do you have that stupid look on your face? |
83) Quick call an ambulance-The sight of you has stopped my heart! |
84) You know, the more i drink the more attractive you get. |
85) You look like my ex, only uglier! |
86) You've got the face of an angel. Yeah? Well you've got the face of a saint, A Saint Bernard! |
87) Did anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?Im sorry i thought you already knew! |
88) So do you need a hot-male account? |
89) I'm on a sponsored snogathon for charity-Would you like to boost my total? |
90) The next item up for auction is my trousers. |
91) I'd like to shag you senseless...But it looks like someone got there first! |
92) That dress looks great on you- |
93) You may well be the best looking girl here- But beauty is only a light switch flick away. |
94) Dont worry i go more for personality than looks. |
95) Put your crash helmet on love- You'l be going through the headboard later! |
96) Do you have a doggie bag?I want to take you home with me. |
97) I see my reflection in your eye and you can keep my soul |
98) I'm curious to know if your as good in bed-As the other guys say you are? |
99) Baby if you were a laser gun- you'd be set on stun! |
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101) I just had to find out...What kind of person would go out dressed like that! |
102) So darling, do you know why they call me tripod? |
103) I've just been dumped...and i'm sure you can make me feel better! |
104) Were you in Girl Guides?Because you've tied my heart in knots. |
and yours says you have just met the partner of your dreams! |
106) How did you get to be so beautiful?God clearly gave me your share of the attractiveness genes. |
107) Who chose your outfit? Stevie wonder? |
I'm worried that just by kissing you my teeth will fall out. |