'Poorly-Endowed' I can't accept

At least I get to see the match

I bet all the neighbours knew already

Oh well it's insured - I think.

That really hurts

Are you sure it was my wife?

Damn I've got a parking ticket

Could be worse

but I'm not sure he does.

Oh well she's right!

Get me out of here

Had better call the car wash

I needed a sort out and the trailer will come in useful