1) Woman calls up 911 to get a date.Seriously? Get an internet connection and check out some dating sites lady! Or maybe try your local bar.
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2) Lady really wants her Western Bacon CheeseburgerWhen customer service is crap, who you gonna call? |
3) Man rang 911 after taking to much viagraNo one wants to be in this predicament. |
4) 911 dispatcher cracks a joke.A sarcastic answer for a silly call. |
5) "I’m in a mother****ing phone booth"Guy calls up 911 to complain a deer has “kicked the shit out of his car”. |
6) Guy can’t spell his address.....I’m surprised he is familiar with the numbers "9-1-1" if he can’t even spell his own address. |
7) Another frustrated customer.This man has a right to his lemonade. |
8) Burlgar gets shot whilst house owner is on phone to 911This is a truly bizarre conversation, the dispatcher at first is not convinced there is a burglar in the lady’s house, her husband then proceeds to shoot the burglar, the dispatcher asks if they need an ambulance, and then they want to go back to bed.
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9) Dude just can’t handle his weed.He thinks he is dead. Sounds like a bad trip. |
10) The mail man is unconscious!Help me, he is unconscious! Oh he is breathing again…. *Whack* |