“Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from it's foundations and runs down the street, round the corner to safety...*The house falls over and bursts into flames* Well the... the real humans won't uh... won't burn quite so fast in there, mw-hai.”

“Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium.”

“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.”

"Think of the safety. Think of the sense of well-being. At last, your family can be protected from the heartbreak of gorilla invasion." 

"Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious." 

“You have been a participant in the biggest inter-dimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!”

"Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost, *Syndrome* will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!" 

"Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!" 

"The road to genius is paved with fumble-footing and bumbling. Anyone who falls flat on his face is at least moving in the right direction: forward. And the fellow who makes the most mistakes may be the one who will save the neck of the whole world some day." 

Resident evil scientist of the Spoony Experiment. Master of giant robots and iffy genetic engineering, this madman even tried to kill HISELF in the past, fully understanding that his past self developed the technology that allowed him to travel back in time... His signature catchphrase "SCIENCE!!!!" is testament to his abilities in well... science.

"The word "impossible," Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools."