1) History repeats itselfThe accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week. |
I thought the phrase "drinking and driving" meant drinking whilst operating the vehicle. |
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before. |
The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. |
5) It could happen to anyoneThe telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my car. |
A pedestrian hit me and then went under my car. There was nothing I could do. |
Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early. |
I collided with a stationary bus coming in the other direction.
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I told the other idiot what he was and went on. |
I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my head through it. |
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. |
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. |
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over. |
14) Most inconsiderate of themI bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings. |
The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions. |
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel. |