The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before.

The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I thought the phrase "drinking and driving" meant drinking whilst operating the vehicle.

Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my car.

I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my head through it.

I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

A pedestrian hit me and then went under my car. There was nothing I could do.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

I collided with a stationary bus coming in the other direction.

I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.

The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions.